I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
is it just me or is “God” implying the end of the world by saying that everyone is coming for dinner
im not religious but this is so cute
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
DIES FROM CUTE
this is the start of a goddamn Disney movie
I would watch the shit out of this movie.